Bonne année 2009

Mangez bien, fêtez bien, mais n’oubliez pas de faire votre liste de résolutions.

Et si vous cherchez l’inspiration, voici les paroles.

Reading more, watching less
learning all the rules for chess
becoming somewhat smarter in general
eating fish, not fingernails
volunteer to save the whales
becoming a better guy in general
saving more, spending less
yes I will wax my chest
dating more girls in general

But not this year. No this year is different!
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer. (They’re actually not that different.)
After all these failed resolutions.
My future is clear, the future is near!

Just forget those resolutions you
know that you are never gonna do
and adopt a more realistical view
by committing to things that come easily to you
like eat at least one value meal a week
or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
just “Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!”

Just face the fact you’ve always thought
those resolutions don’t mean squat
Settle in to a comfortable spot
embrace all the things you know you are not.
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
Make large purchases, then lose the receipts
just “Raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath!”

Bonne année!

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